Monday, August 31, 2009

Parental Discretion Advised

"Michael Myers is a killer, plain and simple. He does his work without mercy, seemingly without thought, stabbing or stomping or smashing his victims' faces long past the point of death until they are empty not only of life, but even the faintest trace of humanity.

His first victim—already bashed and cut and spitting up blood from a car accident—is decapitated with a piece of glass, and we see Myers sawing fervently (the camera looks on from behind) at the man's neck. He later picks up the head and lets it drop in a field. Another victim, the stripper, has her head smashed into a pane of glass repeatedly. At first she screams, but when she's no longer capable of that, she just jerks. And then she's still and silent—dead—and Myers smashes her face into the shattered pane again.

What may be Myers' most horrific killing takes place offscreen. We hear scream after scream as we watch an unrelated scene. But not content to leave well enough alone, Zombie eventually shows off the victim—in a bathroom covered with her blood—gasping and gurgling her last few minutes of life away while Laurie holds her.

Myers kills at least 14 people and a dog before the end credits fade and his grim, cruel world is mercifully wrapped in black. Most he stabs to death. One he impales on a set of antlers. Another he crushes with his foot—his heel smashing repeatedly into his victim's skull until it looks like a smashed melon. He snaps someone's arm, sending the bone through the skin. He gouges someone else's eyes out.

Myers eats part of the dog he kills. He pushes a car off the side of the road and sets it on fire. He tears through a guard shack with an ax. A van hits a cow. A man pulls a gun on Loomis. The sheriff threatens and points his gun. Someone is shot a couple of times. The end credits feature cutaways to realistic-looking murder scenes, corpses and all. Some of the pictures look as though they were meant to be "taken" during the police investigation of Myers' killings, but not all. "

This, as I’m sure you’ve realized, is a summary of the gruesome, graphic, lewd, inconceivable and down-right sickening scenes that one could see in the newly released movie “Halloween II”. Can I just say....what… the… heck? I am honestly dumbfounded by Rob Zombie and his desire to create a movie like this. And I’m even more dumbfounded by people who would actually pay to see this kind of &*!$. Excuse the ‘language’. Movies like this literally make me sick…am I the only one? I don’t think I am, and yet it’s probably made a couple million in its first release weekend alone. I would love to see some sort of research done, comparing this exact movie to the hundreds of violent acts that may become of it. Perhaps I’m being too harsh, or judgemental, but when God says that our bodies are temples – He’s talking about the eyes & ears too. And no, I’m not saying that every person who sees this movie is going to go scalp someone, but just think about it…it just nauseates me so much to think that a movie like this will be worshipped without a second of consideration. Thoughts?

Good vs. Best

I’m feeling challenged. One of my devotions over the weekend was from Ecclesiastes 9:10. Simply put, it’s this:

Whatever work you do, do your best.

God honors work. So honor God in your work. Such a true statement from Max Lucado…and while it definitely applies to my job, it also applies to other areas of my life: friendships, relationships & commitments. All of these require work – and not just any work, my best work. Am I doing my very best in these situations, or am I content doing ‘good’ things? Voltaire once wrote: “The enemy of the best is the good.” I know I’ve quoted that before and I’ll forever quote it in my own mind as a reminder to myself to be doing my best.

This leads me to my question though about doing one’s best; what does it actually look like? How can I realistically do my best in everything? I admire Ash’s quote “I am the best version of me that I could come up with.” I wish I could say that about myself, but I don’t think I’m there. And I know God’s grace steps in where I am insufficient, but that’s just it: I’m not doing my best.

Would you, if you happen to read this, help keep me accountable on a few things?

Spend more time praying and less time talking
Spend more time learning and less time watching
Spend more time listening and less time being idle
Spend more time being productive and less time being wasted
Spend more time doing my best than just doing good

Victor Hugo once said, “Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.”

I pray that my soul would constantly be on its knees; calling out for wisdom, crying out for understanding, and doing my best in order to glorify my Lord.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Elbow

I already know what you’re asking: “she wrote a blog entry about the elbow? Get this woman to doctor, stat!” But seriously though, I was told something recently about the elbow that just blew my mind. I had never heard it before and yet, it makes so much sense!! More on that in a mo.

But here are some other interesting facts about the elbow thanks to good ol’ Wiki:

  • It is made up of 3 bones; the Humerus, the Paired Radius and the Ulna.
  • There are two main movements to the elbow: the hinge-like bending and straightening of the elbow & the complex action of turning the forearm over.
  • There are 4 main ‘diseases’ associated with elbows; most of which are due to injury: Tendonitis, Fractures, Infection & Arthritis.
  • An interesting fact about my elbows: they don’t line up due to a fracture when I was 6. Ask me and I’ll show you one day. And you’ll probably laugh – just like my family often does.
  • And last but not least, the most important thing I’ve learnt about the elbow is this: YOU WILL NEVER MISS A ‘HIGH-5’ IF YOU LOOK AT THE PERSON’S ELBOW TO WHOM YOU ARE HIGH-5-ING. NEVER.

Isn’t that brilliant?

Feel free to take me to the doctor now.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Random-ing

So it’s Friday – another Friday. This week, like many weeks before it, has flown by. It felt like just yesterday that I was answering the phone in my Monday voice and now here I am answering in my excited “yay, it’s Friday!” voice. And believe me, there is a difference. It’s all in the lips; answering a call with a smile can absolutely, without a doubt be heard on the other end of a phone line. I’ve tested the theory and it works. Try it and see what kind of voice reactions you get from the other side.

This weekend is going to be a gooder: coffee-ing, garage saling, sibling-ing, music pumping, sleeping in-ing, churching, worshipping, lunching, researching, missing, photographing, goodbye-ing & celebrating. Lots of things to look forward to, I’d say.

I’m getting very anxious though, of all the fine folks leaving good ol’ Twas. Jen, Gat, Brigh, Alisha, Mei, Rachelle, Maddie, Saraya, Carly…this just isn’t right! Yet I know that it’s what God has planned for them all and who am I to argue with the Big Guy upstairs? All I can do is pray for them wholeheartedly that God would look after them, challenge them, give them opportunities to mature and grow in faith and obedience, become connected, make life-long friendships, know what it feels like to be in a loving, Christ-centered community and of course love one another well. That can be done, right?

“All in due time, child, all in due time.” Thank goodness for God’s timing.
God is good all the time...and all the time God is good.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Grr.

I can’t stand that the picture above is slightly outside the boundaries on the right hand side. Yes, I’m neurotic like that. Any suggestions on how to fix it, besides “make the picture smaller”?

Monday, August 17, 2009

I want to...

· Watch an Iditarod
· Learn to Snowboard
· See the Running of the Bulls
· Be in the middle of a La Tomatina and be unrecognizable at the end
· Stay at the Wickannish Inn during storm season
· See the Northern Lights (& photograph them!)
· See the Chasing-The-Cheese-Down-The-Hill-Thing
· Snorkel the Great Barrier Reef
· Walk the Great Wall of China
· Be in Paris @ Christmas
· Be in NYC @ Christmas / NYE
· Hike the The Swiss Alps
· Dive with Great Whites (check!)
· Go to Rio De Jinero
· Cruise through the Panama Canal
· Visit Birkenau/Auschwitz
· See Pompeii
· Swim in the Devil’s Pool at Victoria Falls
· See the Great Pyramids (check!)
· Swim & Snorkel in the Red Sea (check!)

· Float in the Dead Sea
· Watch the Crashed Ice Race in Quebec
· Be in Quebec for the Bonhomme Festival
· Visit the Ice Hotel
· Witness and be a part of a Revival
· Make and use a pinhole camera
· Cry more
· Own a boat
· See the The Treasury in Petra, Jordan
· Go zorbing in New Zealand
· Bungee Jump in New Zealand
· Stay in stilt beach houses in Fiji
· Stay in Montreal
· Learn to Surf
· Learn to Ski (better)
· Own a cottage/cabin/beach house (any one will do)
· Be in Amsterdam for Queen’s Day
· Be at the Gold Medal Game for Men’s Ice Hockey at the 2010 Olympics (“keep dreamin’ Shan!”)
· Laugh more
· Display my photos in an art show
· See one of my photos in the living room of a friend’s home
· Learn more photography
· PRINT more photography
· Roll down in a muddy hill on a rainy day
· Go sand duning…again.
· Take a road trip down the east coast of the U S of A – during autumn
· Dream more
· Be sung to in a gondola in Venice
· See the Daytona 500, live.
· Be kissed in the rain
· Be brought to my knees more
· Visit each Greek Island and let my hair loose
· See Mount Everest, first hand.
· Skydive

A girl can hope, right?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Oh Lasagna!

Relaxing weekend away leads to frustrating morning…sounds wrong doesn’t it?

Let me first begin with the amazing time away with the Gladman’s and the Lady Gem – a beautiful 75 ft. yacht complete with a kitchen, lounge, 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, dining room, breakfast ‘nook’ back deck, top deck, front deck & 4 kayaks. I was fortunate enough to be invited along for their annual long weekend getaway, and it was spectacular! We’d sit at the front of the boat and lean over as we cut through the water on our way to Saturna Island where we anchored for the night; did a little exploring, ate a lot of food, got a lot of sun, watched the sunset and even some good ol’ BBC comedy called Doc Martin.

The following day we headed to Provost Bay on Mayne Island (I think) and did pretty much the same thing; explore, eat, tan (of if you’re me, burn), watch and laugh.


The next day (now Sunday) we headed to Ganges on Salt Spring Island where we docked for the night; cute little town with lots of curio shops and restaurants. It was interesting to see all these boats and their names and where they were from – some names more questionable than others, but interesting nonetheless. I had fun with different filters and settings that night with Oliver:

The following day, now Monday, we headed to Montague Bay on Galiano Island. We were only there for a few hours as we needed to head back in time for high tide. All in all, it was an awesome weekend – I finished two books, started a third, spent a lot of time thinking and praying and listening and reflecting – all while the fresh (salty) air flowed through my hair, haha. Idyllic, hey? I am very blessed to have been a part of that and I felt loved; even if my name changed 4 times throughout the weekend – my favourite definitely being “Lasagna”; thanks Ted!

Now on to the frustrating morning. While I’m not going to go into details re: the who, what, where, when & why, I am just going to vent a little bit about stubbornness and selfishness. That’s ok right? I’ve found myself in the middle of a rock and a hard place, with 3 of my very close friends. One is expecting her friends to celebrate with her on a big day, while the other two are being “grumpy” (direct quote) and not willing to compromise under any circumstances – even if IT’S NOT ABOUT THEM AT ALL. Now here I am, not wanting to get involved, but feeling quite bad for the one particular friend. I’m trying my best to approach both sides with love and fairness (although finding it pretty hard) and praying for God’s guidance. What do I do? Stay out of it all? Try to find common ground knowing the rate of failure will be high? It’s one of those situations where I truly feel like if I say the wrong thing or act the wrong way, that my example of a Christian will go down the drain. I want to handle this with love, understanding and wisdom – Lord I need wisdom here, hah!

Anywho, enough of that. I would appreciate your prayers :)
Hope you all had a splendid weekend as I did and enjoy this streak of ‘cooler’ weather.

Love you all!
Shan